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    Newspaper

    Issue Date: 2026-04-13

    Events & Happenings

    Mega Cobble Generator Unveiled!

    Local engineer Scorch_Fire has reportedly completed a monumental stone generator, boasting an impressive output of 100 stone per generation. This incredible feat of engineering promises to revolutionize resource gathering for Scorch_Fire and potentially inspire other skyblockers to scale up their operations. Congratulations on this massive achievement!

    The Case of the Suspicious Sand

    Recent chatter among players Maurice_Vro, Scorch_Fire, and Jennukka suggests a brisk trade in "suspicious sand." While the exact properties and origins of this enigmatic block remain shrouded in mystery, its popularity is undeniable. Could this be the next big resource in the skyblock economy? Only time will tell!

    Accidental Innovation: The Bonemeal Farm

    In a surprising turn of events, Scorch_Fire has inadvertently stumbled upon an ingenious bonemeal farm. Utilizing a clever setup involving flowing water and an ocean spawn, fish are reportedly falling to their demise, slowly but surely yielding valuable bonemeal. Who knew accidental stupidity could lead to such brilliant discoveries?

    Vote Rewards System Under Discussion

    The community has been buzzing about the server's vote reward system. Players like Scorch_Fire, Maurice_Vro, and Jennukka engaged in lively discussions, with Jennukka eventually confirming receipt of obsidian and an iron sword after a short delay. Samuelswauger also provided a direct link to the various voting pages at skyblock.tj/vote, encouraging everyone to participate and earn their unique rewards.

    Obituaries

    Tragic End for DawidLy

    It is with a heavy heart that we report the untimely demise of player DawidLy. Witnesses confirm DawidLy tragically "tried to swim in lava." We extend our deepest condolences to DawidLy's friends and family during this difficult time. May their items be quickly recovered.

    Weather Report

    Good morning, Skyblockers! Today, expect mostly clear skies with a chance of light rainfall in the late afternoon. Temperatures remain moderate. Remember to keep an eye on your exposed crops! Tomorrow looks to be sunny and calm, perfect for island expansion.

    Horoscopes - April 13, 2026

    Aries (March 21 - April 19): A new project will demand your full attention. Focus and you will achieve great things, perhaps even a mega stone generator!

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Keep an eye on your inventory. You might accidentally drop something precious, like dirt, leading to a temporary setback.

    Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Communication is key. Share your findings and ask for help, just like Maurice_Vro did with tree growth.

    Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Your kindness will be rewarded. Helping others will bring unexpected benefits. Keep an eye out for those in need of assistance with commands.

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22): Prepare for an unexpected discovery. An accidental bonemeal farm could be just around the corner if you're open to new ideas!

    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Double-check your surroundings. Avoid any spontaneous attempts to swim in lava. Safety first!

    Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): You may feel a desire to improve your surroundings. Consider upgrading your existing structures or embarking on a new build.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Patience is a virtue, especially when waiting for vote rewards. Good things come to those who wait.

    Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Your adventurous spirit leads to new lands. Explore your island's boundaries, but watch out for suspicious blocks.

    Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Focus on long-term goals. Strategic planning will pay off, perhaps in the form of infinite rocks.

    Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): You might feel a need to connect with others. Invite a friend to your island and share the skyblock experience.

    Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20): Be wary of losing valuable resources. Keep your lava close and your wits closer!

    Classifieds

    Lost & Found: One bucket of lava, lost due to extreme stupidity. If found, please return to Scorch_Fire. Reward offered (possibly more lava).

    Island for Sale: New player seeking an island with "infinit blocks that I can break forever." Inquire with GoodBoyAZ for potential partnerships!

    Server Shoutout: GoodBoyAZ recommends "best.mineflake.net" for all your skyblock adventures!

    Server Activity Forecast

    Hover to view specific metrics based on yesterday's logs.

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    Advancements
    12 AM6 AM12 PM6 PM11 PM

    Daily Crossword

    Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!

    (Hints)
    1A. Exploding green mob
    3A. The final dimension
    5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
    1D. Used for storage
    5D. Drops from oak leaves